I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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