So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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