I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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