We're like a lot better than the average bears
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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