I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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