yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
