Say something about gay babies.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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