Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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