It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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