If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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