her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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