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(918): View more from Oklahoma

we should wear snuggies to the strip club

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(510): View more from California

You did a strip tease for the toilet.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion

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(601): View more from Mississippi

He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.

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(647): View more from Ontario

So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.

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(407): View more from Florida

I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now

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(752): View more from California

My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?

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"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work

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