I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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