All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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