she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
The air taste purple.
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