some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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