I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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