But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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