susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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