Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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