I can't breathe out the right side of my face
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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