I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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