do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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