sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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