he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I love having hate sex.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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