Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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