THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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