Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
