I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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