Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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