Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Randomize
