So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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