Well apparently he's into motor boating.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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