check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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