There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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