hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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