in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
my poor anus
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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