so explain again why im purple
no
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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