burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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