Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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