halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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