just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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