I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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