think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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