Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She tied me up with her honor cords...
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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