He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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