I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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