Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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