You don't have asthma, your pregnant
operation harelip BJ is a go
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Holy sore nipples Batman
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
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