We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
