What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
