After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
