I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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