i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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