Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
do herpes really smell.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
