This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also, beer. Big fan.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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